Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Pick up Lines...



This actually happened to me back at the club.  I was on my way to the bathoom, when this guy asked me if it hurt?  I'm like what?  When you fell from heaven?  I said No.  Then he said God must have brought you to me.  I said no, God sent me to someone else and I left.  As I leaving the bathroom, I heard him using the same line on someone else.  Classic.  So ladies, have they ever been used on you?  What's the best you've heard?

1 comment:

  1. “How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, scrambled or fertilized?”

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