This actually happened to me back at the club. I was on my way to the
bathoom, when this guy asked me if it hurt? I'm like what? When you
fell from heaven? I said No. Then he said God must have brought you
to me. I said no, God sent me to someone else and I left. As I
leaving the bathroom, I heard him using the same line on someone else.
Classic. So ladies, have they ever been used on you? What's the
best you've heard?
“How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, scrambled or fertilized?”
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